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"Oh, No! These Niggas are Taking Over!!!"

2008-11-08T20:36:00.001-08:00

Image by Getty Images via DaylifeWell, it's four days after the election of America's first African American president, and Crackers are definitely salty. I haven't seen this level of saltiness since OJ Simpson was declared not guilty.

What's white America's problem, anyway? They are much more sensitive than usual. I was in class today and the normally hyper-liberal white Americans, would not let me get a word in edge-wise. Are they thinking, "These niggas are trying to be the boss of me! You are not the boss of me, nigga!"? Of course they are.

But, have the tables turned? Well, we, African Americans, have definitely become more confident. I'm sure many of us are thinking to ourselves, "Yes! Take THAT whitie. Take THAT!". But, overall, many African Americans just feel relieved that they are finally a part of America. Let's face facts, America has tried really hard to ignore African Americans. Like, McCain, white America thought that if they did not look at us or acknowledge our existence then we would cease to be a reality. (I know. Coo-coo, right? That's why African Americans think that white people are crazy)

The irony is that although this election has brought people together, the reasoning is flawed. It is actually laughable that we are proud and white people are mad because Obama is black. Besides it is ridiculous that race plays a part in any decision making process, Obama is part Black AND white.

Americans' love-hate relationship with racism is confusing. On one hand, I understand that racism is really about self-preservation. The Haves like having and would like to keep it that way. Hell, if the playing field was leveled many of the previously privileged would not be able to compete with those who are stronger, smarter, and faster. Having the boost of racial entitlement gives them the edge they need to fight help extinction. It's like insurance for underachievers. The question is, as the race playing field becomes leveled, what tactic will underachievers use next?

Secrets of African American Inventors

2008-09-22T12:18:00.000-07:00

Image by pingnews.com via FlickrMany African American inventors have had their ideas and dreams stolen.

In order to raise the consciousness of our African brothers and sisters, we must understand and apply the Akan concept of Sankofa, which means that in order to move forward we first have to take a step back. In other words, before we can be prepared for the future, we must comprehend the past. Therefore, here is a partial list of just some of the thousands of past (and present) inventions, patents, improvements, discoveries, creations, and innovations by and pertaining to Africans in America and in Africa.

But before we begin, we should understand certain key terms, such as “invention” and “patent.” An invention is a process, design, or product- including a substantive improvement thereof- that is not previously known or not previously existing by the exercise of independent investigation and experiment. A patent is a grant given by the federal government for such a process, design, or product- including a substantive improvement thereof- with that grant providing the exclusive right to make and sell the process, design, or product- including a substantive improvement thereof- for a term of years. Accordingly, patent holders (as are many of the Africans listed below) can legally be defined as actual “inventors.”

It must be mentioned that although our ancestors have received credit for various inventions and patent ideas in America, we must realize that in many, if not most, cases, inventions and patent ideas were systematically stolen from us by those who enslaved and otherwise oppressed us from the 17th to mid-20th centuries and thereabouts. In fact, there were laws during a significant part of that period that barred our ancestors from filing lawsuits or testifying in court when they wanted to prove that their inventions and patent ideas had been stolen by whites.

This partial list was compiled to begin re-igniting a sense of ability and excellence in the minds of Africans as well as to dispel self-hating myths that have caused many of us to believe that white people’s water is wetter than Black people’s water. Be proud about it and be loud about it; now that you have heard, you must spread the word!

MODERN AFRICAN HISTORY

Air Conditioner Unit Design Frederick Jones 4/28/42 D132,182

Art Museum Design (Philadelphia) Julian Abele 4/29/1881 Born

Abele (pronounced “able”) was the Chief Designer at the prestigious Horace Trumbauer and Associates architectural firm from 1938-50. He attended the Institute for Colored Youth, which has since been transformed into Cheyney University, and in 1904 was the first African to graduate from the University of Pennsylvania School of Architecture. (Refer below to the section captioned “Library.”)

Baby Carriage- Safety Leveler William Richardson 6/18/1889 405,599

This essential invention ended the constant and serious problem of babies falling out of carriages, most of which were inherently defective because they were built without a leveler to keep the carriage safely balanced.

Bicycle Frame- Folding/Separating Version Isaac Johnson 10/10/1899 634,823

Blimp (Air Ship)- Modern Version John Pickering 2/20/1900 643,975

This blimp (i.e., air ship) was the first to be powered by an electric motor and to have directional controls.

Blood Bank Dr. Charles Drew 1940

Bridge Safety Gate Humphrey Reynolds 10/7/1890 437,937

Chair- Folding John Purdy 6/11/1889 405,117
& Daniel Sadgwar

Clock (Refer Below To Watch) Benjamin Banneker 2/6/1753

Clothes Drier- Modern Forerunner George Sampson 6/7/1892 476,416

Computer- World’s Fastest Philip Emeagwali 1989

Emeagwali is the world’s leading supercomputer expert. Also, he actually invented an international network system that predated the current internet. CNN called him “A father of the internet,” and President Bill Clinton described him as “one of the great minds of the information age.” He holds several undergraduate and graduate degrees and has an IQ so high that it cannot be measured on conventional tests. He is a prolific inventor, so far having submitted 41 inventions to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. One of those inventions makes oil fields so productive that it has saved the U.S. hundreds of millions of dollars each year. (Refer below to the section captioned “Weather Forecasting.”)

Curtain Rod Samuel Scottron 8/30/1892 481,720

Dry Cleaning Process Thomas Jennings 3/3/1821 3306X

Jennings is the first African to receive a U.S. patent. After earning money from his patent, he used those funds to buy his enslaved family’s freedom and to support the abolition movement. Also, in 1831, he served as the Assistant Secretary for the First Annual Convention of The People of Color (which, by the way, was held in Philadelphia).

Elevator- Automatic Electric Shaft Closing Alexander Miles 10/11/1887 371,207

This invention has saved hundreds of thousands of lives by drastically improving upon pre-existing and quite dangerous ascending/descending contraptions. Those contraptions (i.e., primitive elevators), when stopped on a floor other than that desired by a passenger, required that passenger to manually shut a door to cut off access to the shaft, which often caused that passenger to fall into that deep shaft.

Fire Escape- Portable Daniel McCree 11/11/1890 440,322

Fire Extinguisher Improvement Thomas Martin 3/26/1872 125,063

Firemen’s Mobile Ladder Joseph Winter 5/7/1878 203,517

Gas Mask Garrett Morgan 10/13/14 1,113,675

Golf Tee Dr. George Grant 12/12/1899 638,920

Prior to this invention by Dr. Grant (who, by the way, graduated from and later taught at Harvard Dental School), golfers had to use their hands to make a mound of sand and then place the ball on top of that mound. Despite his innovative genius that greatly benefited golfers worldwide, he was barred- and still would be barred- from many country clubs because of his race.

Heart (Open Heart) Surgery Dr. Daniel Hale Williams 7/9/1893

Dr. Williams performed this miraculous feat by removing a knife from the heart of a stabbing victim, after which he sutured the wound and the patient recovered. He also founded the Provident Hospital and Medical Center in Chicago, IL, which is the oldest free standing Black-owned hospital in the country.

Heating Furnace- Ventilation System Alice Parker 12/19/19 1,325,905

This invention provided a mechanism for routing heat to various rooms throughout a building.

Ice Cream- Method and Recipes Augustus Jackson 1832

Jackson, a Philadelphian and a former White House chef, uniquely used ice mixed with salt to lower and control the temperature of his special mix of ingredients, which proved to be a major breakthrough in the creation of ice cream as we know it today. He also created various ice cream flavors. However, he never applied for a patent.

Ice Cream Scooper- Spring Loaded Alfred Cralle 2/2/1897 576,395

Ironing Board- Improvement Sarah Boone 4/26/1892 473,653

This invention, which was a narrowed, curved, and reversible appliance, made it possible for the first time in history to easily and efficiently press and crease parts of clothing like sleeves and types of clothing like uniquely tailored women’s garments.

Lawn Mower- Improved, Rotary Blade John Burr 5/9/1899 624,749

Lawn Sprinkler- Swiveling Joseph Smith 5/4/1897 581,785

Library Design (Free Library- Phila.) Julian Abele 4/21/1881 Born

Refer above to the section captioned “Art Museum.”

Light Bulb- Electric Lamp Improvement Lewis Latimer 9/13/1881 247,097

Latimer, the son of parents who had escaped slavery, was an inventor, draftsman, engineer, and scientist, as well as an author, poet, musician, and philanthropist. It is a little known fact that he was the person who actually drew the blueprints for Alexander Graham Bell’s telephone in 1878. Three years later, in 1881, he and assistant Joseph Nichols were the first persons to receive a patent for the direct forerunner to today’s commonly used light bulb. Prior to this, the electric lamp by Thomas Edison and others had no real practical use because it could not emit light for an extended period. But the new light bulb by Latimer (with assistant Nichols) used a revolutionary method of manufacturing carbon filaments that produced light for effectively extended periods. It was because of this ingenious invention that Latimer was asked by numerous countries, states, and cities- including Philadelphia- to write an instruction manual (which he did in 1890) and to supervise the installation of incandescent light plants. In addition, it is quite interesting that he was the original draftsman for Edison (inventor of the 1879 temporary electric lamp) who relied on Latimer as the expert witness in Edison’s patent infringement suit.

Lock- Modern Washington Martin 7/23/1889 407,738

The innovative lock invented by Martin is precisely what made today’s locks possible. It creatively included a cylinder and spiral spring coiled around a metal pin, thereby frustrating thieves and burglars throughout the country.

Mail Box Phillip Downing 10/27/1891 462,093

This invention is also known as a letter box and a letter drop.

Overnight Delivery Computerized Tracking Folarin Sosan 1997

Sosan, through his Package Park (Maita) company, made it possible for overnight and next day package delivery providers such as Federal Express, United Parcel Service, and the U.S. Postal Service (as well as other major and small businesses) to have all of their deliveries immediately and accurately tracked by computer.

Pants- Modern Suspenders Archia Ross 11/28/1899 638,068

These suspenders, called “trouser supports and stretchers,” included practical and stylish features such as metal clasps.

Pencil Sharpener John Love 11/23/1897 594,114

(The) “Real McCoy” Elijah McCoy 4/2/1843 Born

The term “The Real McCoy” is used to describe anything that is of excellent quality. People began using that term about 130 years ago in honor of one of the most talented and skillful inventors in American history, a man with more than 50 patents beginning in 1872. (Although his year of birth is often listed as 1843, it might be 1844. The exact year is unknown because his records, like the records of most Africans during that period, were often inaccurate because of the indifference of slave-holding and other racist whites.)

Refrigeration Transport System Frederick Jones 7/12/49 2,303,857

Although he patented it in 1949, he actually invented it in 1935.

Security System- Home Marie Brown 12/2/69 3,482,037

This home protection system was the first to include television and video surveillance.

Statue of Liberty- A Black Female 1875

French historian Edourd de Laboulaye, who was the chairman of the French Anti-Slavery Society, proposed to the French government that the people of France present to the people of United States, through the American Abolitionist Society, the gift of a Statue of Liberty (with construction beginning in 1875) in recognition of the role of Black soldiers in ending slavery by winning the Civil War in this country. When the statue, sculpted by Frederic Auguste Bartholdi, was presented in 1884 to the U.S. Minister to France, the minister replied that the Black female statue with broken chains at her feet and in her left hand would be offensive to American southerners. Later, the statue’s “Negroid” facial features were altered to Caucasoid and the hand chain was removed.

Thermostat and Temperature Control System Frederick Jones 2/23/60 2,926,005

Toilet- Modern Bathroom Features Thomas Elkins 1/9/1872 122,518

This invention, which was called a “chamber commode,” featured all of today’s creature comforts such as a toilet stool, wash stand, mirror, bureau, and book rack.

Traffic Signal Garrett Morgan 11/20/23 1,475,024

After he saw a crash between a car and a horse-drawn carriage, Morgan decided that is was absolutely essential for him to invent some type of traffic safety device. As a result, he was the first person to apply for and receive a patent for an inexpensive “hand-cranked semaphore traffic management” mechanism that would control vehicular and pedestrian traffic, thereby protecting humans from injury and even death and protecting cars from damage. This led directly to today’s red, yellow, and green light signals. General Electric bought his patent for $40,000 and in 1963 the U.S. government awarded Morgan a citation for his invention that has saved millions of lives and body parts and has avoided billions in property damage. (He also had this invention patented in Britain and Canada.)

Trolley- Electric Railway Elbert Robinson 9/19/1893 505,370

Robinson creatively used electricity in overhead wires to propel passenger-carrying vehicles.

Typewriter- Improvement Lee Burridge 4/7/1885 315,366

& Newman Marshman

Unlike previous bulky and exclusively upper case “letter-writing machines” that were described as a cross between “a small piano and a kitchen table” and that blocked the user from being able to see what he was typing as he was typing, the novel invention by Burridge and Marshman was quite practical. It printed both upper and lower case letters, was a much smaller device, and allowed the user to see what he was typing as he was typing. Also, it required fewer parts and movements to operate and allowed for the use of any paper length.

Watch- U.S. (Refer Above To Clock) Benjamin Banneker 2/6/1753

Benjamin’s grandmother (who was an English indentured servant) married an indigenous African whose name was “Banna Ka.” Later, white people began calling him “Bannaky” and thereafter started spelling his name “Banneker.” Benjamin’s invention was not really a clock but instead was an ingenious wooden pocket watch. In addition to his status as an inventor, municipal surveyor, almanac author, mathematician, scientist, mechanical engineer, and astronomer, he also was a vocal anti-abolitionist who on August 19, 1791 petitioned slaveholder Thomas Jefferson to end the “absurd and false ideas” of white supremacy.

Weather Forecasting- Computerized Philip Emeagwali 1989

Using the Hyperball Computer that he invented in 1975, this pre-eminent scientist solved the world’s largest mathematical equations that produced meticulously accurate weather forecasting worldwide. (Refer above to the section captioned “Computer.”)

Wrench- Updated Jack Johnson 4/18/22 1,413,121

This is the very same Jack Johnson who became the world’s first Black heavyweight champ by winning “The Heavyweight Championship of The World” in 1908 and who had won “The Colored Heavyweight Championship of The World” in 1903. His updated wrench was a tool designed specifically to tighten or loosen fastening devices. This wrench was important not only because of its practical use and not only because of the person who conceived it, but also because it was invented while he was in Leavenworth Prison on trumped up racist charges involving a 1912 alleged violation of the Mann Act stemming from his out-of-state trips with his white girlfriend. (The Mann Act made it illegal to cross state lines to engage in “immoral activity” with white women.) It should be noted that in addition to his wrench invention, Johnson also received a patent (number 1,438,709) for a car theft protection device on December 12, 1922.

Wheelchair- Stair Climbing Rufus Weaver 11/19/68 3,411,598

ANCIENT AFRICAN HISTORY

The First

The original and correct name of Africa is Alkebulan.

Africans (Alkebulanians) were the first humans on this planet 200,000 years ago.

They were in East Africa/Alkebulan in the Nile Valley region. It was not until 170,000

years later- which was only 30,000 ago- that the first white person came into existence in

the Caucasus Mountain area.

Africans (Alkebulanians) created the first language in the West African/Alkebulan

country now called Ghana. That language is Twi and Khui.

Air Conditioning Concept 3000 BC

The Egyptians (who are correctly called the Kemites) poured water in shallow clay trays that were placed on beds of straw. This was done at night so that, during the natural evening temperature drop, evaporation would cause a cooling effect in the rooms where the trays were located.

Amen 2500 BC

This word, which Christians now use at the end of their prayers, was originally spelled Amun and it means "the hidden one." It was the last name of the highest Egyptian (Kemetic) deity. In fact, around 1360 BC, the Egyptian (Kemetic) ruler Seti The Great was worshipped as the god Amun. The Hebrews later adopted the word, changed its meaning, and then passed it on to the Christians.

Christ

It must be noted that the word Christ is not derived from Europe. The word actually comes from the pharaonic Egyptian (Kemetic) expression "kher sesheta," which means "he who watches over the mysteries." It was not until after 300 AD that Christians finally started referring to Jesus as Christ.

Also, the Bible makes it absolutely clear that Jesus did not have the complexion of a white man but instead had the complexion of a dark man. Revelations 2:18 mentions “feet… like fine brass” (which is a brownish color) and Daniel 7:9 mentions “hair… like pure wool” (which is locks or an Afro).

Geometry Tacokoma 1500 BC (circa)

Tacokoma, like Tishome who invented calculus and Ahmes who invented algebra, was a brilliant Egyptian (Kemetic) mathematician.

Handshake 2800 BC

This contact between two persons signified the conferring of power from a god to an earthly Egyptian (Kemetic) ruler. As a matter of fact, in the so-called hieroglyphic (correctly called medu netcher) picture writings, the verb "to give" is drawn as an extended hand. This is where the European named Michelangelo got his idea for the Sistine Chapel drawing.

Toothbrush 3000 BC

In order to clean and strengthen their teeth, the Egyptians (Kemites) used a chew stick, which was a pencil-sized twig with one end frayed to a soft, fibrous condition.

Toothpaste 2000 BC

The Egyptians (Kemites) made toothpaste from powdered pumice stone and strong wine vinegar that they brushed onto a chew stick. This was much different from the early Roman toothpaste that was made from human URINE(!), which the Romans also used as a mouth wash. In fact, Roman physicians around 100 AD claimed that brushing with urine whitened teeth and fixed them more firmly in the sockets. And wealthy Roman women paid dearly for foreign urine, especially Portuguese urine.

Wedding Ring 2800 BC

To the Egyptians (Kemites), a circle, which has no beginning and no end, signified eternity, just as marriage signifies an eternal bond.

Black People like to Hate on Oprah

2008-09-14T13:14:00.000-07:00

Image via Wikipedia They say that she is not "black enough". They say that she is too rich to understand what it means to be black. People who say things like that are selfish idiots. Black people don't dislike Oprah because she is not "black enough". They hate her because she will not stay oppressed. Oprah does not allow defeat or failure to keep her down. She realized early in her life that there are people who will want to help her, but there will be many more who will not.

Crabs in a Barrel

2008-07-12T06:47:00.001-07:00

When people say that Blacks have a "Crabs in a Barrel" mentality, I never really realized how true that was...until recently when I listened to one of my friends rationalize the abuse his 2 year old little girl endured from her mother.

My friend, we will call him "Jim", meet the mother of his child at a bar. She had two other children, young boys, when Jim met her. He was familiar with all of her habits (good and bad) when she became pregnant. After she had her third child, Jim's first, she moved into a recovery shelter for addicted women.

(Fast forward past other bullshit)

When Jim first noticed the lumps on his 2 years old daughter's head, he thought nothing of it. His daughter was very active and children will fall now and then. But, one day when he went to pick up his he noticed 5 lumps on her head.

He said he suspected child abuse. He interrogated his baby mama, she denied it. Fortunately, his daughter though only 2 years old, is intelligent enough to say "mommy hit me in the shower".

Unfortunately, Jim is more concerned with the possibility of his baby mama going to jail than he is with the safety of his child. When I attempt to explain to Jim that suspected child abuse is a no brainer...go straight to jail, do not pass go. He goes on to explain how his mother used to whip his ass too and he's fortunate that no one stepped in to take him and his sisters away to foster care or some other system. Jim believes he turned out just fine.

Crabs in a Barrel.

Many Blacks who have endured abuse, have no idea that they have been victims. They think that emotional, physical and verbal abuse are a normal part of growing up. Even worse, many African Americans believe that it builds character and prepares the child for "the real world". It is a cycle that breeds hopelessness, insecurity and inadequacy in adults. These forms of abuse have their roots in slavery. Unless noticed, diagnosed and treated. It will continue to bred slaves.

Taking note of these traits in ourselves is difficult. Which is the reason why so many African Americans point out shortcomings in others rather then taking a good hard look at themselves. It is a painful realization.